The Olympian sex gods of contemporary tech-lore, or just a bunch of w*****s?
Mac users are officially sexier than those people who use Windows, according to a new survey. Most Mac users might be tempted to say, is this news? Anyone who’d choose, say, a black brick like the IBM Thinkpad willingly over the smooth and silvery MacBook Pro must be a dullard, so the thinking goes. But then, you’d think the far more geeky Linux crew would rank bottom of the pile but instead they come out on top. However, before Mac or Linux fans start crowing about their newly-ascertained status as lust bunnies, and Windows users start lining up to procure supplies of Viagra, it’s when you discover that the results are based on how long visitors spend on an adult website, and how much money they waste on there, that you realise it’s more a case of whose hands are the most busy in front of a computer screen doing stuff that was once said to make you go blind.
tags: iPhone, iPod Touch, Linux, Mac, operating systems, pornography, sex, statistics, surveys, Windows
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