“Vegetarians are perverts,” says Pravda, but cows don’t mind at all


If you thought Russia’s refusal to hand over one of its citizens to Britain to be tried was bad enough—okay, over the trifling matter of bringing to these shores just a few measly radioactive particles that just happened to be lethal, and were accidentally dropped into the food of a Russian ex-spy, leading to his slow and painful death—just wait until you see what the people in the Land of Rampant Organised Crime have to say about vegetarians, courtesy of crap-rag Pravda. I’m personally very proud to have been revealed, along with all my flesh-refusing chums, to be a perversion of nature by the newspaper, which makes our own Daily Mail look like a high-class broadsheet.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

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