More about the morphea

I spent all of last week, apart from one blog entry posted using my iPhone, offline. I was recovering from my biopsy, and had my stitches out the previous Friday but will have to wait at least another fortnight for the results, and even longer to see my GP, who’s on his annual leave until early September. The doctor who performed the biopsy, however, was confident that cancer is unlikely, and that I have a rare autoimmune disorder called morphea scleroderma.

Monday, August 11th, 2008

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A man who chose 'Lloyds is pants' as his telephone banking password found it changed to 'no it's not' by a Lloyds TSB member of staff. His alternative proposals of 'Lloyds is rubbish', 'Barclays is better' and 'censorship' were all refused. The man is still trying to find a password acceptable to the bank, although it has apologised. Could the bank look any more pathetic right now?

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Eighteen sailors aboard a Royal Navy warship have tested positive for cocaine. All the world is said to love a sailor, but I've personally never found large nostrils (or an interest in cocaine) attractive in any man, even if he wears a lovely uniform!

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