Is anyone going to be surprised to read that publicist Max Clifford can be bought for in excess of £1m by The News of the World? What is a surprise is the notion that a celebrity PR agent’s silence can ever be bought. Surely one of the signature characteristics of someone so high up in a profession that trades in both lurid horrors and gossipy delights is that he never shuts up?
Welcome
Here you will find poetry, opinion and prose mixed together in roughly equal measure. Add one man available from specialist suppliers only. Stick everything into a blender for five minutes. Stir gently with a wooden spoon, then pour slowly into tall glasses with crushed ice.
No cherries. No little parasols. No curly straws. Let the drink speak for itself.
Favourites
Comments
- Is it like each time you say I don't believe in fairies, one dies - only, each time we same-sex love, a job goes? #liestoldingodsname 02 September, 2010 from Echofon
- I will no doubt kiss my husband tonight and in doing so further wreck the economy and society. #liestoldingodsname 02 September, 2010 from Echofon
342 visitors today.
Follow
