“Yes please, we’d love you to shit on our doorsteps for the next 20,000 years!”
Just when you thought we needed no further evidence that the Labour government is entirely composed of dangerous lunatics, it is now inviting communities in the UK to volunteer to host a radioactive waste dump.
Local authorities are being urged (not told, so it’s optional) to consult widely before coming forward—which, coming from Labour, with its track record on manipulating public consultations, is like a criminal mastermind telling us all not to commit crimes—and those who do come forward may (not will) win financial support (bribes).
Presumably that financial support could be used when it all goes tits-up to protect the population from mutant hordes of three-armed, five-eyed mutant babies with sharp teeth and an insatiable hunger for human flesh. But any town, village or city near which this one big dump is to be built can at least look forward to the real possibility of ending up with cutesy three-eyed fishes just like they have in The Simpsons. Plus the need for high security and health checks in the area for millennia.
tags: fossil fuels, global warming, nuclear power, nuclear waste, public consultations, radioactivity, waste management
