Tesco unveils plan to intensively farm new customers
Tesco has announced plans to start intensively farming new customers on specially-neglected sink estates, in its long-running bid to take over the known universe and expand its customer base by any means necessary. “Tesco believes everybody should have access to cheap food, even cheap people, and morals be damned,” said a spokesperson. “To that end, we have begun a cloning program to produce a new breed of customers who never question, and avidly consume anything we throw their way.”
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