Nanotechnology joins GM in fucking up the food chain, while the RSPCA rubber-stamps animal cruelty for supermarkets
The chicken meme is riding high across the planet. On the same day I discovered, courtesy of a friend pointing me to this video, that the RSPCA fails miserably in its duty of care towards the nation’s animals by providing Freedom Food certification for chickens that are far from being free-range and healthy, I also found this story about how, in the US, nanotechnology is to be employed to deal with the nasty diseases battery and broiler hens carry due to their unsanitary and overcrowded living conditions.
tags: animal cruelty, antibiotics, battery hens, broiler hens, chickens, free range, Freedom Food, GM food, lies, nanotechnology, public deception, RSPCA, supermarketsTesco unveils plan to intensively farm new customers
Tesco has announced plans to start intensively farming new customers on specially-neglected sink estates, in its long-running bid to take over the known universe and expand its customer base by any means necessary. “Tesco believes everybody should have access to cheap food, even cheap people, and morals be damned,” said a spokesperson. “To that end, we have begun a cloning program to produce a new breed of customers who never question, and avidly consume anything we throw their way.”
The sink estates will house thousands of people, with around ten adults and at least as many children living in each one-bedroom flat with no windows and no ventilation. No toilet facilities will be provided, as one way of keeping production costs down, and instead of carpets or other conventional floor coverings the mega-corporation will use sawdust to soak up the shit, piss, and tears of despair.
tags: animal cruelty, battery hens, big business, broiler hens, Chicken Out campaign, ethics, humour, intensive farming, morality, spoof, Tesco
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