Labour offers northern Irish all their potatoes back to secure support in war on terror
The government has confirmed that it knows it will win every vote in the House of Commons right the way through to the General Election, to be held on the last possible day at the last possible hour in 2010, thanks to having made a bold offer to Democratic Unionist politicians in Northern Ireland to give them not only all their potatoes back, but all the potatoes the English took from the whole of Eire back in the day.
tags: anti-terror legislation, humour, politics, potatoes
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