MEPs want to feed pigs to chickens - so let’s do all we can to stop it happening
Members of the European Parliament recently voted against transparency, choosing not to reveal to the unwashed masses how much they all claim back in so-called expenses. The system is believed to be widely and obscenely abused, but we’ll never know. We’re asked to trust these people. But hold on! There might be a reason for this madness.
The possibility must surely be considered that all the MEPs are, in fact, suffering from Mad Cow Disease, having been infected back in the late 1980s when it was commonplace to feed livestock the pulped remains of their brothers, sisters and any other animals that would otherwise have been wastefully standing around living natural lives and were better off whisked into a fine pink broth at the abattoirs, so that they could then be forcefully fed through pipes to ensure sufficient sustenance got into the bodies of their fellow creatures in small boxes, all of which inevitably lose the will to live under such conditions.
tags: activism, animal feed, animals, Archaeopteryx, chickens, DEFRA, democracy, environmentalism, EU, fast food, Food Standards Agency, FSA, KFC, livestock, Mad Cow, MEPs, MPs, pigs, poultry, protest
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