If the world’s ending, please
take my pants out of the wash
(yes, I know phosphates
are bad for fish)
because I put them in
with whites and
that’s a risky,
foolish thing
but
in my defence
I wasn’t thinking,
I was just
watching the rain is all,
thinking Jesus,
what’s a Gulf Stream anyway
and how is any storm super?

So anyhow, if the colours run
I suppose I should apologise
and clean up the oceans too.