Archive for May, 2008
Government plans to take further measures against thinking
A major overhaul of the way politically opportunistic bullshit is packaged and sold, including supportive measures such as banning all freedom of choice and thinking in public places, is being proposed by the government in a new draft paper.
The plan, aimed at preventing all the poor little children and every adult outside the political class from doing anything other than what they’re told, could also see all colours other than grey being outlawed, and conversations between more than two people in the privacy of their own cellars or garages banned for fear of spreading dangerous ideas such as you’re not alone in feeling like shite.
tags: civil liberties, humour, politics, spoofFrom the notebook 1: Democracy
Democracy is a fairy tale they tell small children to give them false hope.
tags: democracy, one-liners, thoughts
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