Archive for April, 2007
Big girl’s blouse
Every half hour the new external tank filter makes a noise like Darth Vader making a dirty phone call. I forgot, turned the lights off while watching scary TV, and nearly had a heart attack!
Put it away, please!
It’s deeply disturbing trying to watch an episode of Supernatural while our ginger tabby Mandrake gives himself head in the middle of the living room floor. No, he ain’t just cleaning. And yes, he is neutered.
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