Archive for December, 2006

The Vagina Monologue


Drusilla, the cat whose sole intention since Christmas Day has been to get some while my primary occupation has been making sure she doesn’t, kept me awake most of last night.

I rose to greet New Year’s Eve with somewhat less enthusiasm than I might otherwise have done. After several hours of an incessantly whining vagina-on-four-legs trying to burrow through carpets, in the process destroying all hope of ever getting our deposit back on the house come the eventual day we move, I took the drastic step some might perceive as cruel but hey, it worked. I took Drusilla into the bathroom, placed her in the shower cubicle and sprayed her back end with cold water.

Yes, at approximately 2am I gave a horny cat a cold shower to dampen her ardour.

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Sunday, December 31st, 2006