Archive for July, 2006
Price goes up, power goes off
As energy companies announce further price hikes, we’re expected to cope with intermittent power failures across the country. So long as politicians show no backbone and the only thing that matters is keeping shareholders happy, this can only get worse.
Oranges are not the only fruit (part deux)
False alarm. The radioactive colour washed right out. The packs should come with warnings: ‘may cause coronaries during development time’ and ’semi-permanents are a waste of time and money’.

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